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Transport Office Resolves Case in One Day After Discovering Offense Was Committed on Video With Background Music
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Transport Office Resolves Case in One Day After Discovering Offense Was Committed on Video With Background Music

Swift suspension of a dancing motorcycle rider’s license leaves motorists wondering whether their own long-pending concerns could be filmed and set to a song QUEZON CITY – The Land Transportation Office has issued a show-cause order to a motorcycle rider whose viral video showed him performing stunts on a moving bike fitted with an illegally …

California Passes Three New E-Bike Safety Laws, Teenagers Express Their Deep Respect by Reading None of Them – Screw the News
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California Passes Three New E-Bike Safety Laws, Teenagers Express Their Deep Respect by Reading None of Them – Screw the News

New rules aim to make riding safer, while the e-bike itself remains the only vehicle in America that is simultaneously a bicycle, a motorcycle and a personality California has introduced three new e-bike safety laws, and the early verdict from the state’s riders is that they are very important, very sensible and probably meant for …

Nation’s Fathers Demand to Know What a Pokemon Unite Is After It Wins the Philippines a Historic Asian Games Medal
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Nation’s Fathers Demand to Know What a Pokemon Unite Is After It Wins the Philippines a Historic Asian Games Medal

Bronze in Nagoya, the country’s first esports medal at the Games, forces a generation of parents to revisit the phrase stop playing that MANILA – Filipino parents spent the weekend reconsidering several decades of household policy after the national esports team won bronze in Pokemon Unite at the Asian Games, the country’s first medal in …

Metro Manila Offices Report Sharp Productivity Loss Among Employees Aged 34 to 42 After Love Team Reunion Is Confirmed
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Metro Manila Offices Report Sharp Productivity Loss Among Employees Aged 34 to 42 After Love Team Reunion Is Confirmed

News that Heart Evangelista and John Prats will share a film for the first time in two decades sends a generation back to 2002, where it intends to remain MANILA – Employers across the capital are reporting a measurable drop in output among staff in their mid-thirties to early forties following confirmation that Heart Evangelista …

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Malibu Surfers Greet Record El Nino Forecast by Preparing to Be Disappointed in Two Sports at Once – Surfing LA

With snow maps and swell models both promising a historic winter, Southern California board owners brace for the best season they will ever complain about MALIBU – Forecasts of a potentially record-breaking El Nino have reached the Southern California surfing community, which responded this week with its traditional mixture of excitement, dread and early complaints …

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Venice Shaper Answers World’s First Beer-Filled Surfboard With Board Holding 40 Liters of Cold-Pressed Celery Juice – Surfing LA

Local craftsman says the wellness community deserves a hollow board of its own, concedes that it rides like a refrigerator VENICE – A local surfboard shaper has unveiled a hollow board filled with 40 liters of cold-pressed celery juice, in what he calls a necessary California response to the news that Australian pro Jack Robinson …