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Pre-sunrise turf battle described as quietest conflict in coastal history A Southern California beach parking lot became the site of a tense, entirely silent territorial conflict this week, as dawn-patrol surfers waged a passive-aggressive war over a single shaded parking spot, a battle observers are calling “the quietest and most vicious standoff the coast has …
Localism committee welcomes apex predator over actual human beginners In a move that has stunned absolutely no one who has ever met a surf local, the membership committee at one of Southern California’s most aggressively guarded breaks has voted to grant honorary local status to a juvenile great white shark, citing its “commitment to keeping …
For an extra fee, beginners may now be yelled at by a certified professional A Southern California surf school has unveiled a controversial new pricing model that allows paying beginners to experience authentic localism in a safe, instructor-supervised environment, complete with a certified professional to yell at them on demand. The premium tier, breathlessly covered …
Air competition descends into chaos as scoring system collapses A Southern California air competition ground to a halt this weekend after a teenage competitor landed a maneuver so technically advanced that the judging panel ran out of numbers and was forced to invent new ones on the spot, including a score that one judge described …
Spiritual breakthrough at dawn patrol ruins the entire parking lot A Venice Beach surfer who reportedly achieved total spiritual enlightenment during a particularly glassy dawn session has, within forty minutes, become completely insufferable, alienating friends, strangers, and a confused dog. The transformation, documented with appropriate eye-rolling by Bohiney Magazine and contextualized by The London Prat, …
Deconstructing the Myths of Detox and the City’s Failed Attempts at Instant Wellness The Miracle of the Metabolizing Myth The core premise of the Pasay Juice Cleanse is a myth: the belief that the body requires an elaborate, punishing, and highly unnatural intervention to function properly. The marketers of these cleanses sell the idea that …
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