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San Clemente Core Lord Certification Board Overwhelmed by Applicants, All of Whom Are Disqualified for Applying – Surfing LA

A definition of surfing’s most committed locals triggers a rush to prove one does not care about status Core Lord Status Sought by Hundreds in San Clemente, Awarded to None SAN CLEMENTE, Calif. – A volunteer panel established to recognize the town’s most authentically hardcore surfers closed its application window after six hours on Tuesday, …

Volume 1 Issue 15 May 24 1947 – Screw the News
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Volume 1 Issue 15 May 24 1947 – Screw the News

Memorial Day Edition Features Optimism The Memorial Day weekend edition from May 24, 1947 showcased post-war America’s boundless optimism about the future, back when people genuinely believed technology would solve all problems and not create new, worse ones. The newspaper featured stories about innovation, prosperity, and a future that looked nothing like what actually happened. …

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Study Finds Surf Therapy Works in Wave Pools, Prompting Inland Empire to Prescribe Itself an Ocean – Surfing LA

Researchers find surfing improves wellbeing with or without a beach, and Riverside County would like one of each Surf Therapy Study Gives Inland Southern California Medical Grounds to Stop Driving to the Coast RIVERSIDE, Calif. – Residents of the Inland Empire, who have spent their lives ninety minutes and one parking fee from the nearest …