Philippine Senate Approves Bill Requiring All Ghost Projects to File Environmental Impact Statements
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Philippine Senate Approves Bill Requiring All Ghost Projects to File Environmental Impact Statements

Commission on Audit Confirms Imaginary Infrastructure Now Legally Obligated to Comply with Real Regulations Philippine Senate Approves Bill Requiring All Ghost Projects to File Environmental Impact Statements MANILA — In a legislative breakthrough that legal scholars are calling “philosophically ambitious” and infrastructure watchdogs are calling “a beautiful thing to watch,” the Philippine Senate passed on …

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Trestles Named World’s Best Wave Again; Locals Still Cannot Park – Surfing LA

San Clemente’s Celebrated Break Gets Sixteenth International Recognition as Final Forty Car Park Spaces Disappear to Drainage Works Trestles Named World’s Best Wave Again; Locals Still Cannot Park SAN CLEMENTE, CA — For the sixteenth consecutive year, Trestles has been formally recognised among the world’s premier surf breaks by the international surfing community, a designation …

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SUP Owners Association Petitions California Coastal Commission for Separate Ocean – Surfing LA

Paddleboarders Cite Seventeen Incidents of Meaningful Eye Contact and Three Instances of Loud Sighing SUP Owners Association Petitions California Coastal Commission for Separate Ocean santa BARBARA, CA — The Southern California Stand-Up Paddleboard Owners Association filed a formal petition with the California Coastal Commission on Wednesday requesting the designation of a dedicated ocean zone for …

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El Nino Promises Best Surf Season in Decades, Delivers Mostly Parking Problems – Surfing LA

Hyped Winter Swell Produces Eight Good Days, Record Crowds, and an Unbroken Queue for the Men’s Restroom at Trestles El Nino Promises Best Surf Season in Decades, Delivers Mostly Parking Problems SAN CLEMENTE, CA — Following months of meteorological forecasts describing the current El Nino pattern as “historic,” “once-in-a-generation,” and “the kind of winter that …

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Venice Beach Surfer Convinced He Invented Move That Has Existed Since 1962 – Surfing LA

Twenty-Three-Year-Old Describes Original Stall-and-Lock to Five Separate People Before Museum Confirms It Has a Display Case About It Venice Beach Surfer Convinced He Invented Move That Has Existed Since 1962 VENICE BEACH, CA — A twenty-three-year-old Venice Beach surfer spent the better part of Tuesday describing what he called his “original stall-and-lock technique” to five …