Neighborhood watch escalates from friendly reminders to elaborate chalk based shaming MAKATI – A barangay captain frustrated by months of illegally parked vehicles blocking narrow residential streets has escalated his campaign from polite handwritten notices to an elaborate system of chalk outlines, hand drawn arrows, and what he describes as motivational shaming messages written directly …
Tourists reportedly disappointed to learn it is not, in fact, available for selfies in person MANILA – A humble navigational buoy deployed in the West Philippine Sea has, somewhat improbably, become the single most photographed object in the country’s ongoing maritime coverage, appearing in more news segments, screenshots, and social media posts over the past …
Neighbors trade increasingly loud renditions of the same three power ballads nightly QUEZON CITY – What began as a single neighbor’s enthusiastic Friday night karaoke session has, over the course of several weeks, escalated into a full blown volume war involving at least four households, three competing videoke machines, and a shared, unspoken agreement to …
San Clemente surfers deploy folding chairs and passive aggression as primary weapons SAN CLEMENTE, CA – With Lower Trestles once again confirmed as a stop on the World Surf League’s championship tour, a coalition of local surfers has organized what they are calling a parking militia, a loosely defined group whose sole mission is arriving …
New policy leaves regulars searching for replacement vocabulary mid-sentence SAN CLEMENTE, CA – The owner of a small surf shop near the pier has instituted a controversial new house policy banning the word gnarly from being spoken within store premises, a decision he says was made after overhearing the term used to describe a parking …
Local father cannot stop explaining hydrofoil physics to anyone who will listen MANHATTAN BEACH, CA – A local father of two has purchased a hydrofoil surfboard, an acquisition his family says has fundamentally and permanently altered the tone of every dinner conversation held in their household since early June. The Purchase According to his wife, …
Small claims filing names Pacific Ocean, cites repeated betrayal and closeout sets VENICE BEACH, CA – A local surfer has filed what appears to be a legitimate small claims court document naming the Pacific Ocean as defendant, alleging emotional distress caused by what the filing describes as a pattern of repeated betrayal, false promises of …
Fourteen-year-old now speaks exclusively in surf metaphors, alarms entire family HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA – A local fourteen-year-old surfer has reportedly achieved what his family is describing as full spiritual enlightenment after catching a single, admittedly very good, wave last Saturday afternoon, an event that has since led him to speak almost exclusively in surf-derived metaphors, …
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