Area Breakroom Declared Federal Disaster Zone – Screw the News
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Area Breakroom Declared Federal Disaster Zone – Screw the News

FEMA Considers Intervention In unprecedented action, Los Angeles federal emergency management officials have declared a local office breakroom a disaster area after inspectors determined the microwave situation had reached “catastrophic levels.” The designation makes the breakroom eligible for federal cleanup assistance and trauma counseling for employees forced to witness the horrors within. The breakroom crisis …

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Orange County Surf Brands Observe Annual Halloween Contract Cliff – Surfing LA

Across the region, pro surfers spent the spookiest night of the year finding out whether their sponsors still existed, and whether they still did. COSTA MESA, United States (Surfing.LA) – Orange County’s surf industry has marked its most sacred annual holiday, as hundreds of professional surfers, team managers and accountants gathered in office parks across …