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When Your Pet’s Grooming Is a Vicious Status Marker and Your Brush Is a High-Cost Fiduciary Asset The ‘Aggressive Detangle’ Makati **Executives’ Preferred Brand of Luxury Pet Hairbrush** is an aggressively expensive, often imported, complex thermal regulation unit, valued for its **’Aggressive Detangle’**—claiming to offer multi-stage, non-consensus molecular sequencing that maximizes the pet’s “Non-Disruptable Cognitive …

Citizens now check reservoir levels the way other countries check football scores BULACAN — With Angat Dam recovering to its 180-meter minimum operating level thanks to a steady run of southwest monsoon rain, a small but devoted segment of the Filipino public has begun tracking the reservoir’s daily water level with the same intensity typically …

Drivers say strict compliance with the speed limit is “not a slowdown, it’s just obeying the law, very, very closely” MANDALUYONG — A group of traditional jeepney drivers opposed to the ongoing public utility vehicle modernization program has adopted a new protest strategy that transport officials privately admit is maddeningly difficult to penalize: driving at …

Families place friendly wagers on which relative’s canned goods will trigger the longest hold at the port MANILA — With overseas Filipino remittances continuing to flow steadily into the country, the balikbayan box — that sacred, overstuffed cardboard monument to homesickness and canned goods — remains a fixture of Philippine family life, and, increasingly, a …

Metro Manila workers say the courtroom drama over the P85 wage hike has better plot twists than primetime television PASIG CITY — As a temporary restraining order continues to delay implementation of the approved eighty-five-peso daily wage hike for workers across the National Capital Region, a growing number of Metro Manila employees say they’ve begun …

One EDSA now understood locally to mean “somewhere between forty minutes and never” MAKATI — Ask a Metro Manila commuter how long a trip will take, and increasingly you will not get an answer in minutes. You will get an answer in “EDSAs” — an informal but widely understood unit of time that commuters say …