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Manhattan Beach Mom-Fluencer Contract Outlasts Every Professional Surfer On The WSL Championship Tour – Surfing LA

South Bay Mother Of Three Extends Sponsorship Deal Beyond Retirement Age Of Half The Mens CT Roster MANHATTAN BEACH, CALIFORNIA — A local Manhattan Beach mother-of-three has signed a contract extension with a Southern California beach-lifestyle brand that, industry sources confirm, will outlast the current sponsorship deals of at least six members of the Men’s …

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El Porto Pilots Electric Jet Ski Enforcement Program After Complaints About Noise From Both Sharks And Affluent Homeowners – Surfing LA

City Of Manhattan Beach Partners With Startup To Enforce Coastal Access With Silent But Aggressive Watercraft EL PORTO, CALIFORNIA — The City of Manhattan Beach announced Tuesday that it will pilot a new program using electric jet skis to enforce coastal access rules, in partnership with an El Segundo-based maritime-technology startup that has spent approximately …

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Venice Beach Ban On Breakdancing During South Swell Events Leaves Local Street Performers Suing For Swell Based Damages – Surfing LA

Ordinance Prevents Boardwalk Performance During Documented Surf Conditions, Performers Call Ban Unconstitutional VENICE, CALIFORNIA — A coalition of Venice Beach boardwalk performers filed suit Thursday against the City of Los Angeles over a new ordinance that bans breakdancing, amplified music, and “performative gymnastics” during documented south-swell surf events. The ordinance, passed by the City Council …