People With Loud Chewing TikToks – Screw the News
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People With Loud Chewing TikToks – Screw the News

The ASMR Nobody Requested In what Los Angeles Times cultural anthropologists are calling “humanity’s most puzzling content category,” a subset of TikTok creators has discovered that filming themselves eating with their mouths open generates views, mostly from people watching in horrified fascination like drivers passing a car accident. These aggressive mastication exhibitionists have convinced themselves …