Plane Lands Itself – Screw the News
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Plane Lands Itself – Screw the News

Pilots Surprised as Aircraft Demonstrates Competence In a stunning display of automated aviation technology, a commercial aircraft successfully landed itself at Los Angeles International Airport while pilots watched in a mixture of relief and existential dread about their job security. The autoland system performed flawlessly, raising uncomfortable questions about why we pay humans to do …

The Semi-Functional Traffic Light: A Game Theory Analysis of Intersections Where Red Means ‘Maybe’
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The Semi-Functional Traffic Light: A Game Theory Analysis of Intersections Where Red Means ‘Maybe’

A satire on traffic lights at secondary QC intersections that are often broken or ignored, treating the intersection as a complex game theory problem where driver decisions are based on the probability of punishment. The Equilibrium of Chaos In certain Quezon City intersections, the traffic light is less a command and more a suggestion. The …