In N Out Expansion Sparks Quiet Existential Crisis Within LA’s Premium Smoothie Market – Screw the News
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In N Out Expansion Sparks Quiet Existential Crisis Within LA’s Premium Smoothie Market – Screw the News

Wellness cafe owners say they never expected to compete directly with a four dollar cheeseburger The announcement of several new In N Out locations opening across the greater Los Angeles area this year has reportedly triggered a wave of quiet anxiety among owners of the city’s dense network of premium smoothie and wellness cafes, several …

Dodger Stadium Parking Lot Petitions to Become Its Own Officially Recognized Zip Code – Screw the News
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Dodger Stadium Parking Lot Petitions to Become Its Own Officially Recognized Zip Code – Screw the News

Organizers say the lot’s population on game nights alone would qualify for full municipal status A group of longtime Dodger Stadium tailgaters has formally petitioned the United States Postal Service to designate the stadium’s sprawling parking lot as its own officially recognized zip code, arguing that the lot’s population during a typical home game, combined …