People Who Name Their Roomba After Shakespeare Characters – Screw the News
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People Who Name Their Roomba After Shakespeare Characters – Screw the News

When Automated Cleaning Becomes Theater The intersection of domestic robotics and pretentious literary references has produced a new category of insufferable: people who’ve named their vacuum cleaners after Shakespeare characters and won’t shut up about it. Los Angeles Times home technology sections have somehow failed to address this epidemic of performative intellectualism disguised as quirky …

Los Feliz Actor Opens Matcha Lemonade Stand, Becomes First Angeleno In History To Make Money While Waiting For Callbacks – Screw the News
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Los Feliz Actor Opens Matcha Lemonade Stand, Becomes First Angeleno In History To Make Money While Waiting For Callbacks – Screw the News

Matteo’s Matcha serves five dollar matcha lemonades on a Los Feliz street corner on weekends, offering a third space for neighbours and confirming that every great Los Angeles business begins with an actor between jobs When Life Gives You Matcha LOS FELIZ. A 27-year-old actor has opened a lemonade stand for grown-ups on a Los …

Ramen Burger Returns From Exile To Secret Irvine Kitchen, Orange County Foodies Must Solve Riddles To Find It – Screw the News
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Ramen Burger Returns From Exile To Secret Irvine Kitchen, Orange County Foodies Must Solve Riddles To Find It – Screw the News

Keizo Shimamoto, whose ramen bun went viral in Brooklyn in 2013, has reopened in a shared kitchen with little signage, meaning diners now hunt for lunch the way their grandparents hunted for speakeasies The Bun Returns IRVINE. The ramen burger is back, according to LAist’s report on the viral ramen burger and its lowkey Irvine …

Newsom’s Taxpayer-Funded Posting Team Has 24 Staff And 2.6 Million Dollar Budget, Californians Discover Shitposting Is Now A Line Item – Screw the News
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Newsom’s Taxpayer-Funded Posting Team Has 24 Staff And 2.6 Million Dollar Budget, Californians Discover Shitposting Is Now A Line Item – Screw the News

A CalMatters report republished by LAist finds the governor’s communications operation has doubled since 2020, with a four-person Gen Z digital team producing memes, fan edits and taunts at Republicans on official accounts The Ministry Of Memes SACRAMENTO. Governor Gavin Newsom’s taxpayer-funded communications team has grown to 24 employees collectively paid at least 2.6 million …

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Crocodile Spotted At Lance’s Right, Southern California Surfers Suddenly Remember Why They Love Crowded Beach Breaks – Surfing LA

Drone footage of a saltwater crocodile cruising through a famous Mentawai lineup has California surf trip planners reconsidering whether a crowded Huntington Pier session is really so bad The Dream Trip Gets A New Local MENTAWAI ISLANDS, INDONESIA. For generations of Southern California surfers, a boat trip to the Mentawai Islands has been the ultimate …

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Olympic Surfing Venue Trestles Measures 30 Feet Wide, Organisers Plan To Seat Spectators Single File – Surfing LA

After Hurricane Marie’s leftovers flooded the beach and washed out the access road during the Lexus Trestles Pro, LA28 says it is actively monitoring developments, a phrase locals translate as please stop asking The World’s Most Exclusive Grandstand SAN CLEMENTE. Lower Trestles, the cobblestone point break chosen to host surfing at the 2028 Los Angeles …