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Venice Man Surfs Teahupoo in 8K From Couch, Demands Locals-Only Status in His Own Living Room – Surfing LA

Immersive headset footage of Tahiti’s heaviest wave creates a new class of surfer who has never been wet Teahupoo 8K Immersive Video Produces First Recorded Case of Couch Localism VENICE, Calif. – A 38-year-old product manager who has not entered the ocean since a 2019 team-building event announced on Thursday that he now “knows Teahupoo …

Volume 1 Issue 18 June 14 1947 – Screw the News
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Volume 1 Issue 18 June 14 1947 – Screw the News

Mid-June Edition Tackles Serious Topics The June 14, 1947 newspaper attempted to address serious post-war issues like international relations and domestic policy, but mostly just revealed that people have always been confused about geopolitics. The edition featured analysis that was simultaneously prescient and completely wrong. Headlines included “Communism Might Be Problem, Experts Unsure” and “United …

Olympic Sailing Venue Finalized for Long Beach, a City Currently Experiencing Water in the Wrong Places – Screw the News
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Olympic Sailing Venue Finalized for Long Beach, a City Currently Experiencing Water in the Wrong Places – Screw the News

As the 2028 Games confirm their boats, residents bracing for high-tide flooding note they have been hosting aquatic events for free Olympic Sailing Venue Plan Confirms Long Beach Will Have Water, Which Long Beach Already Knew LONG BEACH – Organizers of the 2028 Games have settled where the sailboats will go. Los Angeles Magazine noted …