April 2026

Annual Race Traverses 26.2 Miles of Greater Los Angeles; Several Miles Traversed by People Who Did Not Know Today Was the Day Reported by Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. LOS ANGELES, CA — Organizers of the Los Angeles Marathon confirmed this week that the race’s traditional route will once again pass through several neighborhoods …

Newsom Administration Announces Multi-Billion Dollar Shortfall That Analysts Say Was “Predictable” and Budget Office Says Was “Dynamic” Reported by Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom’s administration announced this week a revised state budget projection showing a multi-billion dollar shortfall for the current fiscal year, a development that the governor’s …

High-Speed Pursuit Concludes With Suspect’s Spontaneous Choreography Performance; Officers Unsure of Protocol Reported by Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. LOS ANGELES, CA — A vehicle pursuit that began in the Westlake District Tuesday evening concluded when the driver stopped his car, exited the vehicle, and began dancing on the sidewalk before officers could approach, …

Reptile Makes Break for Freedom During Structure Fire; Fire Department Confirms It Was, in Fact, Moving Quite Fast Under the Circumstances Reported by Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. FULLERTON, CA — A tortoise that escaped from a burning shed in Fullerton was described by Orange County Fire Authority officials as “quick-moving,” a characterization that …