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Manhattan Beach Introduces Surf Therapy for Traumatized Sea Gulls

Health City launches groundbreaking mental health program addressing psychological damage caused by dropped fish tacos and aggressive beach-goers. Sandy Shores (staff writer) Manhattan Beach — MANHATTAN BEACH, CA – The Manhattan Beach Parks and Recreation Department announced yesterday the launch of California’s first municipal seagull therapy program, designed to address what animal psychologists describe as …

Ingredient That Keeps Manila Couples Together
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Ingredient That Keeps Manila Couples Together

The Secret Ingredient That Keeps Manila Couples Together (Spoiler: It’s Not Shared Grab Food Orders) Breaking: Makati Psychologist Discovers Revolutionary Relationship Hack That Could Disrupt the Entire “Tita Advice” Industrial Complex Revolutionary study suggests that treating significant other like actual person could outperform weekly family consultations and shared devotional apps In what surely ranks among …

When Job Statistics Meet Filipino Resilience
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When Job Statistics Meet Filipino Resilience

Manila’s Mathematical Miracle: When Job Statistics Meet Filipino Resilience How the Philippines Perfected Employment Reality While America Invented Employment Fiction In a development that has left Filipino economists scratching their heads in polite confusion, the United States Bureau of Labor Statistics announced that America created 911,000 fewer jobs than initially reported, while the Philippines continues …

Palawan News
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Palawan News

Manila Media Insight Palawan News – Media Palawan News – The paper that makes every turtle sighting sound like mankind’s last hope for survival Media Palawan News: One Turtle at a Time, Saving Humanity At Palawan News, every new baby sea turtle is not just a hatching — it’s a full-blown spiritual event with coverage …