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Venice Shaper Answers World’s First Beer-Filled Surfboard With Board Holding 40 Liters of Cold-Pressed Celery Juice – Surfing LA

Local craftsman says the wellness community deserves a hollow board of its own, concedes that it rides like a refrigerator VENICE – A local surfboard shaper has unveiled a hollow board filled with 40 liters of cold-pressed celery juice, in what he calls a necessary California response to the news that Australian pro Jack Robinson …

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Santa Monica Life Coach Charging $450 an Hour to Tell Tech Workers to Paddle Has Never Personally Paddled – Surfing LA

Surfing-as-life-metaphor industry booms on the Westside as clients learn to commit to the wave of a difficult email SANTA MONICA – A Westside life coach who has built a six-figure practice teaching technology employees to “ride the waves of life” confirmed this week that she has never ridden one of the other kind. The disclosure …

Volume 1 Issue 21 July 5 1947 – Screw the News
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Volume 1 Issue 21 July 5 1947 – Screw the News

Post-Independence Day Reflection The July 5, 1947 edition reflected on Independence Day celebrations and American identity in the post-war era, featuring patriotic articles that were both genuinely heartfelt and amusingly naive. The newspaper captured a moment of peak American confidence before Vietnam, Watergate, and reality set in. Coverage included stories about Fourth of July parades, …

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New AI Surf Forecast App Predicts Epic Conditions Every Single Day, Becoming First Machine to Fully Replicate a Surfer – Surfing LA

El Segundo startup’s model has never been right and has never once doubted itself, which beta testers describe as eerily lifelike EL SEGUNDO – A South Bay startup has released an artificial intelligence surf forecasting app that calls for excellent waves every day of the year, a breakthrough its founders say brings machine prediction in …

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Surf Brand’s Return of 175-Gram Flying Disc Hailed as Biggest Equipment Breakthrough for Days When There Is No Surf – Surfing LA

Huntington Beach surfers begin analyzing a round piece of plastic with the intensity normally reserved for fin placement HUNTINGTON BEACH – The restocking of a 175-gram flying disc by a Southern California surf label has been received by the local surfing community as a major development in high-performance equipment, with riders up and down the …

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Hermosa Beach Weighs Air Traffic Control for the Strand After 12-Year-Old on Electric Bike Passes a Pelican – Surfing LA

Beach cities draft new rules as surfboard-carrying middle schoolers on fat tires reach speeds previously seen only on the 405 at 3 a.m. HERMOSA BEACH – City officials are considering emergency measures for the Strand, the oceanfront path shared by walkers, joggers and strollers, after a 12-year-old on an electric bicycle was observed overtaking a …

Volume 1 Issue 20 June 28 1947 – Screw the News
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Volume 1 Issue 20 June 28 1947 – Screw the News

Late June Covers Economic Shifts The June 28, 1947 edition focused on economic transitions as America adjusted to peacetime production, featuring articles about factories converting from weapons to washing machines. The business section optimistically predicted prosperity for all, which turned out to be somewhat accurate if you ignore massive inequality. Headlines proclaimed “Jobs Plentiful, Housing …

Metrolink Riders Brace for Major Service Cuts as Southern California Rediscovers the Joy of Sitting in a Car Alone – Screw the News
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Metrolink Riders Brace for Major Service Cuts as Southern California Rediscovers the Joy of Sitting in a Car Alone – Screw the News

OC and Antelope Valley commuters face reduced trains from next month, prompting officials to remind everyone that traffic is ‘just a state of mind’ Metrolink service cuts are on the way for Orange County and Antelope Valley riders, and the region’s reaction has been a calm and philosophical one, in the sense that everyone is …