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The Quantum State of the Water Supply: Why Water Pressure Only Exists When You Aren’t Showering
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The Quantum State of the Water Supply: Why Water Pressure Only Exists When You Aren’t Showering

A satire on the inconsistent and unreliable water pressure in QC homes, treating it as a quantum phenomenon where pressure collapses the moment a conscious observer attempts to use it. The Observer Collapse Water pressure in many Quezon City residences does not follow the laws of classical hydrodynamics; it adheres to quantum mechanics. The satire …

Lemon Dijon Moules Marinières. An incredible appetizer course
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Lemon Dijon Moules Marinières. An incredible appetizer course

Facebook Pinterest Email WhatsApp Messenger Lemon Dijon Moules Marinières. Lemon Dijon Steamed Mussels, an incredible appetizer course or spectacular lunch. Add some linguine for an amazing pasta version too. Lemon Dijon Moules Marinières – Lemon Dijon Steamed Mussels Originally published Feb 2017. Lemon Dijon Moules Marinières – Lemon Dijon Steamed Mussels. Valentine’s Day is just …

People Who Name Their Emotions After Weather Patterns – Screw the News
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People Who Name Their Emotions After Weather Patterns – Screw the News

The Forecast for Your Feelings Therapy-speak has reached meteorological proportions, with a new generation of emotionally-aware individuals now treating their feelings like they’re reporting for Los Angeles morning news. “I’m experiencing a Category 3 anxiety system moving through my chest,” they’ll announce at brunch, as if their nervous stomach is a hurricane threatening coastal communities. …