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George Santos Released From Prison – Screw the News
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George Santos Released From Prison – Screw the News

I’ve Learned Nothing, He Announces Proudly Disgraced former Congressman George Santos walked out of federal prison yesterday after serving three months of his sentence, immediately announcing plans to run for president and claiming he’d been “wrongfully convicted of being too awesome.” The shameless return included a press conference where Santos insisted he was actually innocent, …

The Perpetual Road Work Principle: Why Construction Sites Are Actually Permanent Art Installations
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The Perpetual Road Work Principle: Why Construction Sites Are Actually Permanent Art Installations

A satire on the seemingly endless road construction projects in QC, arguing they are not actually for infrastructure improvement but are permanent, performance-based art installations designed to instill ‘patience’ in commuters. The Patience Installation Art The construction sites scattered across Quezon City’s major thoroughfares are widely misunderstood. The satire presents an art critique detailing The …

Federal Workers Now Full-Time Netflix Critics – Screw the News
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Federal Workers Now Full-Time Netflix Critics – Screw the News

Government Employees Discover New Calling In a shocking revelation, a congressional investigation discovered that approximately 73% of federal workers spend their entire workday writing Netflix reviews on Rotten Tomatoes. The scandal broke when one Department of Agriculture employee was caught live-tweeting an entire “Bridgerton” season during a budget hearing. Employee testimonies revealed a widespread culture …