The Office Plant Funeral Protocol: The Reason Your Cubicle Philodendron Died 127% Faster Than Expected
A satire on the melancholy of corporate life reflected in the death of office greenery, arguing the plant is subject to a Corporate Neglect Decay Field that ensures it dies 127% faster than its outdoor counterpart to maximize guilt. The Corporate Neglect Decay Field The lifespan of a common office plant in Quezon City is …







