Veteran eye-in-the-sky anchor says the Prince William feud looks exactly like the 405 at 5pm: nobody moving, everybody furious, and an uncle in the carpool lane Live From Above the Sepulveda Pass LOS ANGELES – A veteran traffic helicopter reporter who has spent 26 years circling above Southern California freeways used a quiet stretch of …
Courtside announcers in Tondo turn the Prince William traitor story into a play-by-play, with the uncle coming off the bench for a three-pointer Live From the Covered Court TONDO, Manila – The volunteer announcers of a barangay basketball league in Tondo, who call every game through a speaker system that also broadcasts lost-and-found notices and …
Veteran Filipino godparents in Makati say the Windsors never had enough sponsors, and that is why nobody is there to tell them to stop A Shortage of Sponsors MAKATI – A group of veteran Filipino wedding sponsors, known as ninongs and ninangs, has concluded after reading the London Prat story on Prince William calling Earl …
Horse-drawn carriage guides in the old walled city review the Prince William feud and remind tourists what a real betrayal looks like A Tour With Perspective INTRAMUROS, Manila – The kalesa drivers who carry tourists through the cobbled streets of the old walled city have added a new stop to their tour after reading the …
Under the Katarungang Pambarangay system, the brothers and their uncle would sit on monobloc chairs and nobody leaves until there is a settlement A Summons From the Barangay QUEZON CITY – A barangay captain in Quezon City has formally offered to mediate the royal quarrel described in the London Prat story in which Prince William …
Barkers, drivers and a conductor who collects fares by memory agree the royal brothers need to ride the same jeep for once Review From the Driver Seat MANILA – The drivers of the Baclaran to Divisoria jeepney route along Taft Avenue have delivered a collective review of the London Prat story that has Prince William …
Santa Barbara surfers debate the Prince William traitor story and conclude that dropping in on your brother is worse than writing a book A Vote in the Parking Lot CARPINTERIA, Calif. – At dawn on Sunday, with a waist-high south swell wrapping into the Cove and the fog still sitting on the 101, roughly forty …
Board inspired by the royal feud has two fins pointed in slightly different directions and sold out before the resin cured A Board for Estranged Siblings HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. – A surfboard shaper on Main Street has launched a new model inspired by the London Prat report that Prince William called Earl Spencer and Harry …
First Point regulars apply 60 years of surf etiquette to the royal feud and issue a ruling on priority, snaking and uncles The Etiquette Council Convenes MALIBU, Calif. – The informal etiquette council of First Point, a loose group of longboarders who have spent six decades deciding who is allowed to ride which wave at …
Southern California forecasters track a long-period pulse of gossip originating in Norfolk and expect overhead sets along the Montecito coast Forecast Desk Tracks the Norfolk Low SAN CLEMENTE, Calif. – Surf forecasters in Southern California have issued an unusual advisory after tracking what they describe as a long-period groundswell of royal gossip generated by the …