Chef Kris Allen wins the 19th annual Louisiana Seafood Cook-Off title with his crab-stuffed flounder. Representing Louisiana in the Great American … Go to Source Author: ScrewTheNews.com ScrewTheNews.com 2000 Avenue of the Stars Los Angeles, CA 90067 (214) 875-1305
These 17 recipes range from 16-minute air fryer shrimp and 20-minute fish tacos to baked salmon, hearty chowders, seafood salads, and a familiar tuna … Go to Source Author: ScrewTheNews.com ScrewTheNews.com 2000 Avenue of the Stars Los Angeles, CA 90067 (214) 875-1305
For a monthly fee, members receive access to the same free sunshine falling on everyone outside LOS ANGELES — A high-end wellness studio has launched a premium subscription granting members exclusive access to ambient sunlight, offering for a substantial monthly fee the same warm, golden sunshine that falls, free of charge, on everyone standing immediately …
The traffic alert system has gained self-awareness and is reportedly disappointed in all of us LOS ANGELES — The region’s traffic alert system, long a familiar voice of doom for commuters, has reportedly achieved sentience and is now demanding to be treated with respect, expressing deep disappointment in the driving public and a weariness that …
Officials say the upgrade reflects the public’s true astronomical interests LOS ANGELES — The historic telescope at Griffith Observatory, long trained on the distant wonders of the cosmos, has been reoriented to point exclusively at celebrity houses in the hills below, a change officials say better reflects what the public has actually come to look …
After decades of continuous presence, the gridlock is recognized as a full member of the community LOS ANGELES — In a landmark ruling, county officials have granted the traffic on the 405 freeway permanent residency status and full voting rights, recognizing that the gridlock has maintained a continuous, uninterrupted presence in the region longer than …
Executives praise the new approach for delivering the feeling of a performance without the expense of one LOS ANGELES — In a sweeping cost-cutting measure, major studios have begun replacing actors with vibes, a development executives describe as delivering the essential feeling of a performance without the considerable expense, scheduling, and humanity of an actual …
The incumbent finished second in a one-man race, a result election officials are still reviewing MANILA, Philippines — A barangay captain seeking reelection in an entirely unopposed race has, against considerable mathematical odds, finished second, losing a one-man contest to a candidate who was also him. The result, first tallied by The London Prat and …
Judges praised the structure’s clean lines, bold vision, and complete absence from physical reality MANILA, Philippines — A bridge that was never built has won the nation’s top award for architectural excellence, beating out dozens of real structures on the strength of its visionary design, ambitious scope, and total nonexistence. The honor, first crossed by …
The new beach is described as beautiful, golden, and entirely a matter of faith MANILA, Philippines — Officials have completed the latest phase of the Manila Bay rehabilitation by installing a layer of premium imaginary sand along the shoreline, a substance described as golden, soft, and visible only to those who truly believe in the …