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Topanga Surfer Sues Surf Forecast Site for Emotional Damages After Flat Spell Lasts 31 Days – Surfing LA

Lawsuit alleges negligent infliction of hope as the promised swell stayed perpetually seven days away Topanga Surfer Sues Surf Forecast Site for Emotional Damages After Flat Spell Lasts 31 Days LOS ANGELES – A Topanga surfer filed suit in Los Angeles Superior Court on Friday seeking $250,000 in emotional damages from a leading surf forecasting …

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Big Wave Surfer Signs Historic Sponsorship Deal With His Own Anxiety – Surfing LA

Three-year, seven-figure agreement grants logo placement, heat strategy approval, and a bonus structure for hospital-free seasons Big Wave Surfer Signs Historic Sponsorship Deal With His Own Anxiety REDONDO BEACH, Calif. – Professional big wave surfer Kai Thornton, 29, announced Thursday that he has signed a three-year, seven-figure sponsorship agreement with his own anxiety, formalizing a …

Condo Developer Unveils 14-Square-Meter Unit Marketed as Resort-Inspired Infinity Living
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Condo Developer Unveils 14-Square-Meter Unit Marketed as Resort-Inspired Infinity Living

Alpine Residences at The Fjord offers a breathing wall, a culinary suite, and a retention pond renamed Lake Serenity Condo Developer Unveils 14-Square-Meter Unit Marketed as Resort-Inspired Infinity Living TAGUIG – A major property developer on Thursday launched its newest residential tower with a flagship 14-square-meter unit marketed as “resort-inspired infinity living,” a description sales …

Nation Declares State of Readiness as Christmas Season Enters 123rd Consecutive Day
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Nation Declares State of Readiness as Christmas Season Enters 123rd Consecutive Day

Ber months mobilization reaches total coverage as load-balanced joy outperforms compressed Western models Nation Declares State of Readiness as Christmas Season Enters 123rd Consecutive Day MANILA – Government agencies, malls, and an estimated 40 million households moved to full holiday readiness this week as the Philippine Christmas season, which began the moment September acquired its …

MMDA Unveils Traffic Scheme Requiring Motorists to Simply Accept Their Fate
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MMDA Unveils Traffic Scheme Requiring Motorists to Simply Accept Their Fate

Radical Acceptance EDSA reclassifies the highway as a linear barangay with its own captain and mobile confession booth MMDA Unveils Traffic Scheme Requiring Motorists to Simply Accept Their Fate MANILA – The Metropolitan Manila Development Authority on Monday unveiled its most ambitious traffic management program in a generation, a comprehensive scheme called Radical Acceptance EDSA, …

Fishing for Data   – EDFish
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Fishing for Data   – EDFish

EDF-supported initiative for subsurface temperature data collection receives international recognition   By: Samantha Johnstone, Ocean Data Communications & Storytelling Intern, and Aubrey Taylor, High Meadows Fellow, Ocean Data The fishers at the heart of ocean science  When Fishing Vessel Ocean Observing Network fishers head out on the water, they are not just fishing. They are helping scientists better understand the ocean …