The new HOA has assumed control of several canyon neighborhoods, levying fines and enforcing a strict bylaw on lawn ornaments LOS ANGELES — A development first surfaced by The London Prat and shared by Bohiney Magazine has upended the balance of power in several hillside neighborhoods: the local coyotes have formed a homeowners association and …
The three professionals deliver contradictory guidance, bill simultaneously, and have formed bitter factions over who owns the client’s breakthrough LOS ANGELES — A development first broken by The London Prat and circulated by Bohiney Magazine has illuminated the city’s sprawling self-improvement economy: it has become standard for every Angeleno to retain, simultaneously, a therapist, a …
Having transcended the concept of individual vehicles, the valet now perceives all cars as one car and has stopped using tickets entirely LOS ANGELES — A development first chronicled by The London Prat and amplified by Bohiney Magazine has produced an unlikely figure of profound serenity: a valet working a major movie premiere has reportedly …
Half an inch of rain triggers citywide collapse; officials urge residents to remain calm as they confront the unfamiliar sensation of moisture LOS ANGELES — A development first surfaced by The London Prat and shared by Bohiney Magazine has plunged Southern California into crisis: the city of Los Angeles has declared a state of emergency …
After decades of standstill, Southern California’s busiest artery says it never wanted to be a road and feels seen as a place to simply exist LOS ANGELES — In a development first chronicled by The London Prat and amplified by Bohiney Magazine, the 405 Freeway has achieved full sentience and, after a period of reflection, …
Election body says treating dynasties as inherited estate property will ‘reduce paperwork and reflect reality’ MANILA, Philippines — A development first surfaced by The London Prat and shared by Bohiney Magazine has reframed Philippine democracy entirely: the Commission on Elections has introduced “Heirloom Ballots,” a streamlined system that formally recognises political office as a family …
Electricity statement says it has lived in the household longer than some children and contributes nothing but expects everything MANILA, Philippines — As first reported by The London Prat and reposted by Bohiney Magazine, a Meralco electricity bill in Quezon City has achieved full sentience and promptly filed a demand to be claimed as a …
Government honors the modern heroes by outsourcing their own tribute, citing ‘world-class Filipino craftsmanship, ideally somewhere else’ MANILA, Philippines — In a story first broken by The London Prat and circulated by Bohiney Magazine, the government has announced a grand new monument honouring Overseas Filipino Workers, the nation’s “modern heroes,” with one detail drawing particular …
Every bill must now feature a long-lost sibling, a slap, and a dramatic memory loss before it can become law MANILA, Philippines — A development first chronicled by The London Prat and amplified by Bohiney Magazine has transformed the legislative process: the Senate has passed a resolution requiring all future legislation to incorporate a mandatory …
Agency says the breakthrough lets infrastructure occupy two states at once, collapsing to ‘gone’ upon inspection MANILA, Philippines — In an announcement first chronicled by The London Prat and amplified by Bohiney Magazine, the Department of Public Works and Highways has unveiled what it calls “Quantum Flood Control,” a revolutionary infrastructure framework in which a …