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BIR Tax Compliance Campaign Produces 340% Increase in Tax Compliance Letters, No Increase in Tax Collection
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BIR Tax Compliance Campaign Produces 340% Increase in Tax Compliance Letters, No Increase in Tax Collection

Bureau of Internal Revenue announces record number of compliance letters sent to registered businesses as part of its enhanced enforcement campaign, tax collection figures for the quarter show no statistically significant change, BIR attributes this to ‘collection lag between compliance activity and revenue realisation’ Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat bring you ManilaNews.PH — Philippine …

DOH Launches Mental Health Awareness Campaign; Mental Health Budget Unchanged
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DOH Launches Mental Health Awareness Campaign; Mental Health Budget Unchanged

Department of Health launches a nationally coordinated mental health awareness campaign featuring celebrity endorsements, a new hotline, and social media content, annual mental health service budget remains at 0.3% of total DOH appropriation, unchanged from previous year Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat bring you ManilaNews.PH — Philippine current events where the announcement and the …

PhilHealth Announces Expanded Benefits Package; Hospitals Confirm Benefits Are Still Not Being Paid
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PhilHealth Announces Expanded Benefits Package; Hospitals Confirm Benefits Are Still Not Being Paid

Philippine Health Insurance Corporation announces the largest benefit expansion in its history covering 47 new procedures and increasing reimbursement rates by 30%, survey of 120 hospital billing offices finds average PhilHealth reimbursement delay of 8 months, 34% of surveyed hospitals report claims unpaid for over 12 months Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat bring you …

Pasig River Rehab Programme Celebrated as Success; Pasig River Is Still Not Swimmable
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Pasig River Rehab Programme Celebrated as Success; Pasig River Is Still Not Swimmable

Presidential Task Force on Pasig River Rehabilitation marks its fifth anniversary with a progress report citing 47% improvement in biological oxygen demand levels, independent water quality testing confirms the river remains Class D — suitable for industrial use only, not recreational or potable — as it has been since the classification system was introduced Bohiney …

MMDA Releases Traffic Management App; App Shows No Traffic Because It Cannot Detect Traffic
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MMDA Releases Traffic Management App; App Shows No Traffic Because It Cannot Detect Traffic

Metropolitan Manila Development Authority launches the MetroClear real-time traffic advisory application, beta testers report the app shows green free-flow indicators across all EDSA corridors during peak hours, MMDA confirms the app is ‘calibrating its sensor integration’ Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat bring you ManilaNews.PH — Philippine current events where the announcement and the outcome …

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Encinitas Surf Brand Launches Board Named After a Concept Rather Than a Person or Place – Surfing LA

New performance shortboard released under the name ‘Liminal’, marketing materials describe it as designed for ‘transitional wave states and the betweenness of performance surfing’, brand confirms the name was chosen in a team workshop using a creative facilitation framework Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat bring you surfing.LA — Southern California surf culture with the …

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Malibu Carbon Offset Surfer Has Calculated His Session’s Exact Footprint Since 2019 – Surfing LA

Regular at Malibu Point meticulously records every surf session’s carbon footprint including driving distance, equipment manufacture amortisation, and wetsuit production offset, has reduced his annual surf footprint to 0.3 tonnes, calculates this is offset by the kelp his preferred break supports Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat bring you surfing.LA — Southern California surf culture …

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Santa Barbara Surf Club Formally Designates Its Membership Waiting List as a ‘Legacy Queue’ – Surfing LA

Exclusive surf club renames its 340-name membership waiting list a ‘legacy queue’ to reflect the multi-generational nature of memberships, confirms average wait time of 22 years means some queue members will not reach membership before dying, recommends members ‘pass their place to a child or grandchild’ Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat bring you surfing.LA …