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Venice Beach Foil Board Riot Enters Day Three, Mayor Requests National Guard, Surfers Request Better Waves – Surfing LA

City Hall Mediators Fail to Broker Peace Between Traditional Surfers and Hydrofoil Enthusiasts; Paddleboarders Blamed by Both Sides Reported by Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. VENICE, CA — What began Sunday as a shouted dispute over the hydrofoil-free zone at Venice Beach Breakwater has escalated into what Los Angeles County Lifeguard Services is now …

Navotas Landfill Fire Enters Month Two; Japan Sends Seven Experts, Philippines Sends One Committee with No Mandate
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Navotas Landfill Fire Enters Month Two; Japan Sends Seven Experts, Philippines Sends One Committee with No Mandate

Blaze That Has Burned Since March Now Has Its Own Barometric Pressure System; Residents Advised to Continue Studying the Smoke Bohiney.com | The London Prat NAVOTAS, Metro Manila – The fire at the Navotas landfill, which ignited in March and has been burning continuously since, marked its second full month on Tuesday in what firefighting …

China Clarifies That Water Cannons Aimed at Philippine Vessels Are Actually Shower Facilities Aimed Incorrectly
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China Clarifies That Water Cannons Aimed at Philippine Vessels Are Actually Shower Facilities Aimed Incorrectly

Beijing Expresses Regret That Pressure Setting Was Set to ‘Assertive’ Rather Than ‘Refreshing’; Promises Review of Nozzle Calibration Bohiney.com | The London Prat WEST PHILIPPINE SEA – China’s foreign ministry issued a clarification Wednesday regarding the deployment of high-pressure water cannons against Philippine Coast Guard vessels in the West Philippine Sea, explaining that the equipment …

91 Percent of Filipino Children Cannot Read at Minimum Proficiency by Age 10; Education Secretary Has Plan That Starts in 2031
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91 Percent of Filipino Children Cannot Read at Minimum Proficiency by Age 10; Education Secretary Has Plan That Starts in 2031

Secretary Unveils ‘Transformative’ Framework Whose Results Will Not Be Measurable Until After Current Administration Has Left Office Bohiney.com | The London Prat MANILA, Philippines – The Philippine Department of Education confirmed this week that 91 percent of Filipino children cannot read at minimum proficiency levels by age 10, a learning poverty rate that the World …