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El Segundo Longboarder Insists He Invented The Noserider In 1987 And Has Filed The Relevant Paperwork – Surfing LA

Patent Office Has Declined Comment But Longboarder Remains Confident In His Intellectual Property Position Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat El Segundo Longboarder Insists He Invented The Noserider In 1987 And Has Filed The Relevant Paperwork EL SEGUNDO — A sixty-one-year-old El Segundo longboarder named Gary Patchett-Wallis has filed a patent application with the United …

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Redondo Beach Surfer Sues Neighboring Surfer For Blocking His Swell Window With An Excessively Large Aura – Surfing LA

Plaintiff Alleges Defendant’s Spiritual Energy Has Been Disrupting Wave Access Since June Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat Redondo Beach Surfer Sues Neighboring Surfer For Blocking His Swell Window With An Excessively Large Aura REDONDO BEACH — A Redondo Beach surfer has filed a nuisance lawsuit against a neighboring surfer alleging that the defendant’s “excessively …

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Long Beach Officially Declares Itself A Surf Town Despite Having Waves That Are Technically Classified As Ripples – Surfing LA

City Council Cites Quote The Spirit Of The Thing And Also The Economic Development Potential Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat Long Beach Officially Declares Itself A Surf Town Despite Having Waves That Are Technically Classified As Ripples LONG BEACH — The Long Beach City Council voted unanimously Tuesday to officially designate Long Beach as …

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Santa Barbara Surfer Wins Legal Battle To Have Kelp Forest Classified As A Gated Community – Surfing LA

Surfer Argues Sea Urchins Are Quote Clearly Running A Homeowners Association Out There Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat Santa Barbara Surfer Wins Legal Battle To Have Kelp Forest Classified As A Gated Community SANTA BARBARA — A Santa Barbara surfer named Jasper Holloway-Mead has, after a fourteen-month legal process, obtained a declaratory judgment from …

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Laguna Beach Introduces Mandatory Mindfulness Pause Before Each Wave, Backlog Now Extends To Thursday – Surfing LA

City Ordinance Requires Thirty Seconds Of Intentional Presence Before Any Surfer May Begin Paddling Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat Laguna Beach Introduces Mandatory Mindfulness Pause Before Each Wave, Backlog Now Extends To Thursday LAGUNA BEACH — A Laguna Beach city ordinance that took effect Monday requiring all surfers at city beaches to observe a …

Philippine Bureau Of Immigration Introduces New Arrival Form With Forty Seven Questions About Whether The Visitor Has Been To The Philippines Before
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Philippine Bureau Of Immigration Introduces New Arrival Form With Forty Seven Questions About Whether The Visitor Has Been To The Philippines Before

Officials Note The Form Also Asks If Visitor Plans To Return Which Creates Certain Philosophical Paradoxes Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat Philippine Bureau Of Immigration Introduces New Arrival Form With Forty Seven Questions About Whether The Visitor Has Been To The Philippines Before NINOY AQUINO INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT — The Philippine Bureau of Immigration introduced …

Philippine Congress Passes Bill Requiring All Government Press Releases To Include The Word Historic At Least Twice
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Philippine Congress Passes Bill Requiring All Government Press Releases To Include The Word Historic At Least Twice

Lawmakers Say The Legislation Is Historic And Represents A Historic Shift In Government Communications Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat Philippine Congress Passes Bill Requiring All Government Press Releases To Include The Word Historic At Least Twice MANILA — The Philippine Congress passed the Government Communications Enhancement and Standards Act on Tuesday, which includes among …

Maynilad Announces Water Service Improvement Plan That Improves The Plan For Improving Water Service
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Maynilad Announces Water Service Improvement Plan That Improves The Plan For Improving Water Service

Company Releases Forty Page Roadmap For Creating A Roadmap To Address The Existing Roadmap’s Deficiencies Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat Maynilad Announces Water Service Improvement Plan That Improves The Plan For Improving Water Service MANILA — Maynilad Water Services released Tuesday a forty-page document titled the Enhanced Service Delivery Framework, which its communications office …

Department Of Health Announces Study To Determine If Manila Air Quality Is Bad Or Just Quote Characterful
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Department Of Health Announces Study To Determine If Manila Air Quality Is Bad Or Just Quote Characterful

Officials Note The Distinction Is Important For Calibrating Policy Response And Also For How You Feel About Manila Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat Department Of Health Announces Study To Determine If Manila Air Quality Is Bad Or Just Quote Characterful MANILA — The Philippine Department of Health announced Tuesday the commissioning of a six-month …