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Rift Described as “Existential”; Three Members Simply Left for El Porto Palos Verdes Surf Club Disbands After Dispute Over Whether Foamies Are Real Surfboards Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. PALOS VERDES, CA — The Palos Verdes Longboard Classic Club, founded in 1997 and home at its peak to forty-seven members …
Participants Leave Dry; Feeling Is Not Described Surf Coach Charges $800 for Weekend Clinic; Students Learn That Surfing Is “Really About the Feeling” Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. VENICE BEACH, CA — Twelve aspiring surfers paid $799 each last weekend to attend a two-day immersive surf clinic led by certified …
Consultant Now Surfing in Santa Cruz; Invoice Unpaid Huntington Beach Declares Self “Surf City USA” Again After Brief Identity Crisis Caused by Marketing Consultant Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA — The city of Huntington Beach has reaffirmed its identity as “Surf City USA” following a turbulent six-week …
Detox Center Requests He Not Return San Clemente Surfer Completes 11-Day “Digital Detox”; Immediately Checks Surf Report App Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. SAN CLEMENTE, CA — Minutes after completing an eleven-day digital detox retreat at a Temecula wellness centre, San Clemente surfer Marcus Holloway unlocked his phone, bypassed forty-seven …
The Renaming Initiative Will Take Four Years, Cost $12 Million California Coastal Commission Approves Plan to Rename All Waves for Clarity Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. SACRAMENTO, CA — In a 7-4 vote Thursday, the California Coastal Commission approved the Coastal Wave Designation and Clarity Initiative, a $12.3 million programme …
Citizens Average 4.2 Hours Daily Online; Experts Estimate 3.9 Hours Spent Arguing Philippines Tops Global Ranking for Social Media Use; Citizens Average 4.2 Hours Daily Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. MANILA — The Philippines has retained its position as the world’s most active social media nation, with Filipino users averaging …
Officials Note Track Has Been Redefined; Original Track Also Not Found Jeepney Modernisation Programme Reaches 12% Completion After Four Years; Government Declares It “On Track” Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. MANILA — The Department of Transportation announced Friday that the Public Utility Vehicle Modernisation Programme has achieved 12.3% of its …
Incumbent Confirms Road “Very Much Part of the Plan Going Forward” Barangay Captain Wins Re-Election on Platform of “Fixing the Road”; Road Enters 14th Year Unfixed Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. MANILA — Barangay Captain Rodrigo Macaraeg of Barangay San Pedro, Quezon City, has won his fourth consecutive term in …