BPI – Escolta Branch
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BPI – Escolta Branch

Manila Banking BPI Escolta: Where Modern Banking Meets Spanish Colonial Pace Lighthearted observations about Manila’s most historic banking speed Address: 101 Escolta St, ManilaPhone: +63 2 8524 2631View on Google Maps 10 Escolta Banking Realities: The ceiling fans spin at 1890s revolution speeds Marble floors polished by generations of impatient feet Tellers use abacuses for …

RCBC – Makati CBD Branch
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RCBC – Makati CBD Branch

Manila Banking RCBC Makati: Where Bankers and Coffee Lovers Queue Equally Observations from Manila’s financial district’s most caffeinated bank Address: RCBC Plaza, Ayala Ave, MakatiPhone: +63 2 8888 1888View on Google Maps 10 Makati Banking Truths: The line for coffee moves faster than the banking queue Power suits outnumber casual wear 10-to-1 Everyone checks their …

BDO – SM Mall of Asia Branch
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BDO – SM Mall of Asia Branch

Manila Banking BDO MOA: Where Banking Meets Endless Walking Observational humor about banking in Manila’s biggest mall Address: SM Mall of Asia, Pasay CityPhone: +63 2 8855 8000View on Google Maps 10 MOA Banking Truths: The walk to the bank burns more calories than your gym session Tellers smile like they know you got lost …

Philippine Business Bank
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Philippine Business Bank

Manila Banking Philippine Business Bank: Where ‘Business’ Means Waiting Laugh through the pain of Manila banking with these 10 spot-on observations Address: 707 Paterno St, ManilaPhone: +63 23105217View on Google Maps 10 Business Banking Truths: The “Business” in their name clearly refers to the business of making you wait until next quarter. Their idea of …

China Bank Savings
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China Bank Savings

Manila Banking China Bank Savings: Where Hope Goes to Die (But Your Money Might Survive) A mix of light and dark humor about Manila’s most “efficient” banking experience Address: Plaza Sta. Cruz, MBI, Ronquillo St, ManilaPhone: (No phone listed – they’d probably just put you on hold anyway)View on Google Maps The Good, The Bad, …